50 Shades of Poop Obsessed For Moms and Dawn’s Disaster January Sponsors Giveaway

Just another day of blog hops, when I was reading some different linked up blogs from the Raising Imperfection Blog Hop that I was co-hosting this past weekend, when I came to one titled “50 Shades of Poop”. Perfect title especially with the current craze of legions of women who have read the book that the actual title was taken from (I don’t suppose E.L. James was going for this when she penned this book, but I digress). Anyway in a nutshell, the article talked about an incident that ... Read More!

Comments

50 Shades of Poop Obsessed For Moms and Dawn’s Disaster January Sponsors Giveaway — 34 Comments

  1. hahaha, that's hilarious. Poop is certainly a part of our lives and I just wrote the other day about how the twins knock me backwards with the smells from their nether regions. Gah! Great story, thanks for sharing!

    • Lori, my pleasure someone for sharing something so gross, but so true. And if it weren't for kids, we would never be having these types of conversations, but alas kids make us do crazy things, lol!!

  2. Janine – The things I could say right now … but won't! Whatta topic! Only you could write such a blog and get away with it! lol I can see me trying to do the same thing, "Well, I followed my wife to the bathroom the other day and you wouldn't believe what came out of her!" (No, we have no small animals in the house.) But you can do it and get away with it! I bow to your talents!

    • Lol, Richard. I couldn't resist and know it is a taboo topic in most circles, but for moms it is anything but and we have it so ingrained in us that it is second nature to talk and think about daily. But will say this, you had me of course cracking up about tracking your wife. Seriously Richard, you are my hero and bow to you :) :)

  3. Oh the poop stories. Am having my own poop nightmares right now as all my kids are dropping with a disgusting stomach bug! I entered the giveaway – that is a very creative thing to give away sponsor spots! Good for you!

  4. Haha I love this. I think all mothers have been up to their eyeballs in poop at some point or another. And I actually think 50 Shades of Grey should be called 50 Shades of Poop. I think people are crazed about that book because they want everyone to think that they are sex goddesses or something lol. Well…let me tell you something, I'm a mommy goddess! LOL.

  5. A wonderful post Janine as always ; told so naturally that I could have been sat beside you. Have a wonderful day and lots of love from my little corner of Wales.
    Have a wonderful day.

    Eddy.

    • Happy to bring back memories and will say Kevin and I shared the dirty diaper duty (when he was home from work). So, I can't complain on that end, just still can't believe how much of my life has revolved around this since having kids. I guess this post was a bit of an aha moment for me on that one. Thanks Bill!! :)

  6. When I was 20 I had a brand new cousin and was in church playing with him. All was well until I heard this gigantic, watery fart in the middle of the Lord's Prayer. Within seconds poop was crawling out of his diaper, up his back, and staining his clothes. I swiftly and aggressively passed him to my mother.

    • Thanks Rachel for sharing and so would I have if it weren't mine. Seriously, it was times like those that I wished that I could do just that and pass the baby, but sadly when they are yours there is no one to pass them off to, lol!! :)

  7. Ok… now I have to admit… as a mommy of 3 kids… my life seems to be centered around poop as well. Thankfully though, all my kids are now potty trained and I don't have to deal with it nearly as much. That being said, when my youngest, Max, was born, he had issues pooping. He just wouldn't go. Well, the doctor wanted a sample. So I ask – how do you get a sample when the kid doesn't go and when he does, there is so little, the diaper socks it up. I would love to tell you that I didn't sit in a shower with him for 4 hours waiting for him to poop in a plastic cup since I needed every single drop. I got peed on more times then I cared to admit… and as for the poop… I didn't get a drop! Luckily… he is doing much better now!

    • Stacy, Emma did have a hard time pooping, too as I had said, but never had to that surprisingly. I knew someone that had to do a urine catch sample for the one year old checkup and the kid had to have a bag attached down there and was thankful our doctor didn't do that, but seriously the things we have to do for our kids and their bodily functions, lol!!

  8. Great story and honestly it is not gross, Janine. Every household with kid has to go through it…lol

    Clicked on your mommy blog and will enter for the giveaway :)

    • Thanks Julie and hope you entered. I couldn't resist and totally agree that most homes with kids have their fair share of poop talk and stories. Seems to be a hazard of the the job, lol!! As for the title, I loved it and when I saw it had to go with using it, too!!

  9. Hahahahaha. Yup, it's on my mind all the time, too. And because my child prefers fruits to any other kind of food, all dirty diapers are a 1-pack-of-wet-wipes kind of deal. Sigh.

    • Dani, sounds like how Lily was, because she wouldn't eat much as a toddler and would end up giving her more fruits than anything else. Can so relate and those types of diapers are so not pretty, lol!!

  10. Hi, Janine! New RSS follower from Dawn's Disaster sponsor giveaway! Would love to have you follow me back if you get a sec!

    Have a great one!
    Kristy

  11. Hehehe, I was actually thinking and said aloud, "Oh my goodness" when you mentioned the iPhone application for keeping track of pooping times. Sounds so weird to me, but I guess that's because I'm not a mom. Can see how that would help though! You've got a very well mannered daughter right there! ;)

    • Oh thanks Melanie and seriously still can't believe that either with the iPhone app, but swear it is true. As for Lily, she does have some good manners, especially while she is having a temper tantrum and screaming 'please', at the same time, lol!!! :)

  12. That was hysterical! I can *so* relate; I am frequently lamenting the fact that we talk about poop. All. The. Time. in our house. ;)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

CommentLuv badge